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funnyordie:

FIRST SH*T

We asked 20 strangers to shit in front of each other for the first time.

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totalfilm:

Guardians Of The Galaxy teaser online: watch now

totalfilm:

Guardians Of The Galaxy teaser online: watch now

1 month ago on February 19th | J | 209 notes
totalfilm:

Guardians Of The Galaxy teaser online: watch now

totalfilm:

Guardians Of The Galaxy teaser online: watch now

1 month ago on February 18th | J | 209 notes
laughingsquid:

Artist Adds Geeky Pop Culture Characters and Objects to Old Thrift Store Paintings

laughingsquid:

Artist Adds Geeky Pop Culture Characters and Objects to Old Thrift Store Paintings

2 months ago on February 16th | J | 1,934 notes

comedycentral:

If you’re in the market for a slightly used microwave, this is a pretty good deal.

Click here to watch Stephen announce the auction.

100% of the proceeds will go to The Yellow Ribbon Fund, which helps injured service members and their families.

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2 months ago on February 12th | J | 9,832 notes
galaxynextdoor:

Rumor: PlayStation Now to be $49.99 for a yearly Subscription
Rumor floating around is that the recently revealed PlayStation Now service coming to PS4 this Summer will have an option for a yearly sub for $49.99. Not a bad price point for a year or service to play some great old games, provided that Sony is constantly adding more titles to the service. All of this is PURE rumor but how do you feel about a $49.99 price point for unlimited streaming of a growing PS3 library on your PS4?

galaxynextdoor:

Rumor: PlayStation Now to be $49.99 for a yearly Subscription

Rumor floating around is that the recently revealed PlayStation Now service coming to PS4 this Summer will have an option for a yearly sub for $49.99. Not a bad price point for a year or service to play some great old games, provided that Sony is constantly adding more titles to the service. All of this is PURE rumor but how do you feel about a $49.99 price point for unlimited streaming of a growing PS3 library on your PS4?

2 months ago on February 12th | J | 71 notes

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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groban:

Gangs of New York: 
"The Priest and me, we lived by the same principles. It was only faith divided us."

2 months ago on February 9th | J | 458 notes
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We speak English in this country

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